I bloglifted this fun little idea from biggerkrissy's blog. Go to Google, type in "(your name) needs", and post 10 of the results :~D Luckily for my sense of humor, I share my name with a rapper, so I got some amusing results:
10. "Trina needs to call the garbage collection company" - how did they know? I really do.
9. "Trina needs a pet room" - ha! I already HAVE one
8. "Trina needs some forks!!!" - I can't help but wonder why, when I've got plenty.
7. "Trina needs someone to bite on that juicy rump of hers!" - hmmm...
6. "Trina needs her cooling system checked out" - why??? What's wrong with me?!?
5. "Trina needs to answer that question" - you ask, I'll answer.
4. "Trina needs to post the pictures of the jesus looking guy passed out with a boner." - I just don't know what to say here.
3. "Trina needs to spend less money flossing and more money paying her bills" - true dat, but I can't roll without my perfumes!
2. "Trina needs to go back where she came from wit her nasty azz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - well, fine then!
And my absolute, hands-down favorite:
1. "Trina needs a human companion that is interested in training and also expanding her signing vocabulary." - there are just no words.