Holy shit! I just rated Chris on good old Doctor Crane's scale (don't know why I didn't do it earlier).
78.5! And that's being nitpicky with the points! The online check +/- version gave him a 110!
So that's it, my husband is "very superior". I knew that long ago, of course - it's part of why I snatched him up! - but it's still daunting. There are a few areas I wish that scale addressed for the modern age, but most are unprintable...
Still, gotta figure out an easy way to score some points! Anyone want my red nail polish?